The Lady I Am Rescuing From Zombie Island Is Difficult To Read

You are an accomplished special agent and you are embroiled in the adventure of a lifetime.

Recently, due to circumstances beyond your control, you have rescued the president's daughter from the clutches of a bioterrorism cult. However, the two of you are still in the heart of their domain: Zombie Island.

You have all the tools and knowhow needed to escape, but you're getting sort of a weird vibe from the girl.

You understand that not everyone has had your training and conditioning, and that circumstances involving zombies or mutated cultists may be shocking or upsetting to a college sophomore, but she's actually quite composed and doesn't seem to need any handholding.

Although she does hold your hand. A lot.

You've also noticed her staring at you when you shoulder aside heavy bookshelves or rapidly ascend crumbling ladders. Perhaps she's looking for threats, but you feel her eyes like coals on your midback.

Is there something you're missing?

Well, if so, it won't be your problem for long. You've identified an escape route that will take the two of you off of the island. After that, you've assured her that she'll be returned to her lifestyle and you'll be out of her hair.

She gives you a funny look when you say this, and then claims to twist her ankle, and you have to carry her for half a mile before she recovers.

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The Lady I Am Rescuing From Zombie Island Is Difficult To Read is an 17 page duo (or small group) TTRPG about romantic miscommunication.

To play, you need 16d6 and a friend.

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TLIARFZIIDTR is a standalone title, but there are two other games in its series:

• Tall Lady Castle Game
• Oh Do Not Find Me In This Castle Please